Showing posts with label Mt Kilimanjaro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mt Kilimanjaro. Show all posts

Sunday, 5 October 2014

Grog blog! Drinking Around the World - Africa.

Spiderbait certainly nailed it to a tee when they sang in Old Man Sam, "We're all here drinking beer, drinking beer with out a care!"  That certainly is one of the beauties of travel, no matter where you are or who you are with, there exists a universal language in alcoholic that breaks down culture barriers. In Tanzania; everyone asks you two things 1. Did you make it to the Rooftop of Africa and 2. did you see the Big 5.  For us it was Yes to the roof top and No for the big 5. (missed out on the Rhino).  However, it depends on the interpretation of the question.  If it's the big 5 beers of Africa then you bet ya we did!  To quote Edmund Hillary "It  is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves" and also the Safari Lager, Serengeti Premium Lager, Mt Kilimanjaro Premium Lager, Tusker Lager and Castle Lager.  

Having made it to the summit and descended back to normality, the Kili shuffle takes control of your movements and you have to walk so incredibly slow. (Imagine an arthritic 90-year old walking backwards - that's probably too fast). So as we shuffled to the bar and grab one of the big 5 then began to yak to our fellow travel mates, we soon discovered the difference one letter of the alphabet can make in a conversation. Especially after some well earned lubrication for us novice Swahili speakers. As the night wore on and the beers flowed not only did the words begin to slur but their meaning changed altogether. They went from nice to nasty.  For instance, Jumbo (hello) went to Jumba (smelly fart), kunywa (to drink) went to kunya (to defecate), the biting mosquitoes (mbu) went to the biting mboo (penis), ordering kumi (ten) beers (bia) for our porters turned into ordering kuma bia (vagina beer) and complementing our waitress, by calling her a malaika (angel) went to malaya (prostitute).  The most devastating news was finding out that "Kimba" as in the children's show Kimba, the White Lion, translated to in big shit.

Time to down another Tusker Beer!


Sunday, 14 September 2014

Reminiscence ! Mt Kilimanjaro - Tour Review and Tips.

It has been a year since we set off on our amazing adventure around the world. We conquered our challenges, witnessed the beauty of nature, learnt more about ancient history and met some wonderful people along the way. It is now time to reminisce and sum up the experience.


An excellent tour!  Acacia provided a sense of well-being and a high level of security.  A walled compound hotel for guests, accompanied by armed security.  Guides and porters are exceptional.  Knowledgeable guides set the pace, ‘Pole, Pole’, to get you to the top and provide you an insight into the secrets of the mountain.  No words do justice to this tour, only those who have joined the exclusive Kili club and conquered the ‘Rooftop of Africa’ can understand the true meaning of this experience.  A challenging tour that will test you mentally and physically!

See tips below:

1) Pay extra to fly from Nairobi to  Moshi , Mt Kilimanjaro.  Forty minute flight compared to 8-10 hour local bus trip.

2)  If wishing to explore Moshi, a guide is provided giving you a sense of security and a snapshot of the culture of the region.  No independent sightseeing to be tempted.  A tip of around $5 US and a can of coke is recommended.  You can walk from the compound to the city which is around 4 kms or catch the shuttle bus for $1 US each way.  Of course your guide will take you to a couple of mate’s shops on the way.

3) Need to bring plenty of $US with a date post 2006 and not torn/ripped for local payment.  As of Sept 2013 $US 750 per person required.

4)  The hike is both mentally and physically exhausting. Porters are exceptional.  If you need a Porta Loo porter, then this tour is NOT for you.

5)  You can hire everything for the hike from the compound, this includes sleeping bags, waterproof duffel bags, walking sticks.

6) Take altitude tablets.  ½ a tablet per day is recommended. Start the tablets two days before you start trekking.  

7) Ensure that you go ‘Pole, Pole’ (slowly, slowly)

8) Listen to your guide and drink 3-5 litres of water per day.  Water is the elixir that will get you to the top.

9) Recommend Marangu hut route aka Coke a cola route as the huts provide you protection from the cold and a space to hang your wet clothes.  The only downside is that you may have to share with other tired and wet hikers.  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
10) Learn`to squat properly – you will need to get down and dirty.

11)  Buy a ‘She Wiz’, or ‘Go Girl’ (females) to provide the option of standing for a quick wee.

12)  If you make it to ‘Gilman’s Point’ you can make it to the very top.

13) When ascending make sure you blow back into your water pack to stop the water hose/tube freezing up. 

14) Don’t drink alcohol two days before the climb.  Drink the big-five on your return to celebrate.

15) Note ONLY 40% of those who attempt the climb make it to the top and unfortunately 10 people die per year attempting the climb.

16) A big word up to our guide, Joseph Edward, father of Edward Edward for getting us to the top.

17) Tipping Guide:  If there are two people in the group, like us, $450 US should see you through.  Tipping break down for our guides: Head Guide $150, Assistant Guide $75, Cook $60, Waiter $40, Porters $35 each.

18) Tipping ceremony compulsory – Need to buy beer for the guides and porters.


Remember, if you can’t climb it, drink it.