Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts

Saturday, 1 August 2015

Bang! Bang! Cool hand Greenies!

A finger trembles, heartbeats crash like massive surf breaks making landfall, a sheen glistens across skin and Serotonin seeps into the blood stream causing breathing to become rapid and muscles to dance involuntarily. Pupils expand as they focus and the metal of  the scope cools overheating skin. Suddenly, a clarity of vision occurs as the target erupts from the darkness. The surrounds seem to dissolve as all attention is directed towards the target; the finger caresses the trigger and as it eases back a concussion of sound swarms and a thump rotates the shoulder, whilst spent shells somersault and fall among the prickly pear. 

Firing a gun, even holding a gun is so foreign to us that it causes a flight or fight reaction to occur. Our body tells us that this is not right, whilst the mind tells us that we can handle this and in fact once that gun gets into your hands fully loaded it becomes intoxicating. The sexiness of the 14 gauge 410 rifle with its carved stock makes it look like a piece of art rather than a potential killing machine, the muscle punching 22 250 rifle that screams when fired and sucks the air from the lungs is a brute of a gun, the 30:30 slams into your shoulder like one of Mick Fanning's Great White Pointer punches, the 12 gauge shotgun spews forth pellets of pain and the baby glock pistol slips nicely into a two handed grip, all provide us with an unique experience that is so alien to us in Australia, but the norm in Texas. Would we do it again? Brad certainly would, Lea on the other hand, probably not!




Thursday, 30 July 2015

Texas Tawk!

Howdy &  hello! On our recent trip to Texas we noticed a few differences in our English language.
Y'all may find this Texan Translator mighty useful if you decide to visit the Lone Star state!


Texan                                                       Aussie

Ice box                                                      Fridge
Koozie                                                      Stubbie holder
Jetty                                                          Jetski
Dock                                                         Jetty or pier
Ice chest                                                    Esky
Butt/Fanny                                                Bum
Tank                                                          Pond
Coke                                                         Soft drink
Sure'nuff                                                   Sure enough
Right quickly                                            Quickly
Over yonder                                              Over there
Nu-uh                                                         No






Friday, 24 July 2015

Texas live!

We were fortunate enough to be able to share America's important day (Independence from England); fourth of July in a memorable way. Texas (a musical romance of panhandle history) performed  in a special 50th anniversary show. This musical is set in the outdoor amphitheatre in the Palo Duro Canyon and a better way to enjoy the show, cannot be imagined as you sit under a canopy of stars and the wonder of the canyon wall makes a natural back drop for the wild west. We were entertained with humour, song and dance as the history of the area unfolded before our eyes. Intermission saw a little comedy act as different groups from the audience were welcomed. Us Greenies won the award for the people who travelled the most distance to see the show. The gold plated dinner triangle presented to us was well earned for 15000 km trip. At finale the patriotic crowd stood proud as "The Star Spangled Banner" rang out and was followed by a spectacular display of fire works to celebrate the big event.







Much appreciated Greg and Rhonda for organising this for us. Cheers!



Friday, 17 July 2015

Ranch Ramblings!

The GPS flat lines and Highway 287 continues its promise of salvation. Each mile we traverse, the gloom thickens; for 40 miles we drive blind, scanning the horizon searching for evidence of the existence of the LX Ranch. The radio mocks us as radar love slithers across the airwaves: 'I've been driving all night my hands are wet on the wheel and a voice in my head drives my heel...' and the reality dawns upon us that we are lost! A predetermined play list seems to have been programmed into the radio, for as ZZ Top's La Grange barks about 'old Texas town' , fingers of light break through the cloud cover and illuminates a green arch that radiates the LX Ranch sign. We are here!

Greg, whose belt buckle and spurs tell the story of rodeo glories manages the ranch, whilst his beautiful wife Rhonda is a true 'Jillaroo', who cooks for the cowboys, is Head of Mathematics at Bushland Middle School and drives the school bus. We were lucky to have shared a hike to Hasavu Falls through the Grand Canyon in 2013 and as we parted they mentioned that if we ever wanted to experience true Texan hospitality then they would be happy to show Y'all.

For five amazing days we shared stories, ate, laughed and drank. At Lake Betty we fished for bass and perch with lures whilst chewing down beef jerky and sucked down Coors. We practiced roping cattle and developed evasion skills that saw us leap high into the air. We trekked, hunted and wrestled to the ground a wild bob cat as deer watched on. Quad bikes were revved as we explored across the ranch, tasting wild plums and grapes as we went. Calf testicles (mountain oysters) were cut off, skinned, rolled in spices, deep fried and consumed. The grill was arced up on numerous occasions and mammoth steaks from freshly butchered livestock sizzled away. Friends and family were introduced and s'mores were roasted over the coals. Thighs were clenched tight as we mounted work horses and went for a gallop. With ear plugs firmly screwed in, we inhaled, pulled the trigger and blew our target away.

Greg and Rhonda not only showed us life on the ranch but also some great Texan institutions. At the Cadillac Ranch we placed our tag and watched as Greg branded a Cadillac with our initials; a 72oz (2.1 Kg) steak awaited at the Big Texan and belt buckles, chaps and boots were on display at Cavenders. The wilderness of the Palo Duro Canyon acted as the backdrop to Texas, the musical and fireworks exploded above the canyon roof as 4th of July celebrations brought a memorable end to our experience.


Friday, 26 June 2015

Texas Time!


Howdy y'all. 
Time for another adventure (any excuse for a duty free top up). The destination of choice this time is 'Texas'. We are flying into Dallas Fort Worth, renting a hire vehicle and hitting Route 66. Along the way, we will check out Wichita Falls (love that name) and Caprock Canyon before donning our cowboy hats and spurs in Amarillo. We are staying with Rhonda and Greg. The gorgeous Texans whom we met whilst hiking Havasu Falls. (Grand Canyon). Greg, a fair dinkum cowboy runs a ranch near Palo Duro National Park.(second largest canyon in USA).  Looking forward to trying all things Texan. Activities on the ranch agenda include horse riding, cattle rounding and gun shooting (should make for some great tales) . Fortunately, we will be able to celebrate July 4th in style. Heading to the Canyon with Rhonda & Greg for some authentic hospitality by way of  'Texas' the musical followed by a chuck wagon Texas Bbq. So excited!                                                                                                                                                                      
             

                               If y'all are up for a bit a laughter therapy, just watch this space!